GO GET SOME.................DOG

I was sitting here trying to think of clever quips and sexual jokes about this one, but I worked all day and I don't have the energy...............

This Video is perfect, this dog is doing what every man (including me) wants on a Saturday night after the bar

Enjoy

theBULL

p.s. oh THIS is why those dogs have flat faces!

"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERICANS AND CANADIANS IS, AMERICANS HAVE TO DECIDE TO DRINK SATURDAY OR SUNDAY" - Terry Cahill

I've been working construction this week with the most Canadian guys ever........

Stand up, do anything for anyone type of guys with hearts of gold........but whenever i shoot the shit with them I cant help but think of the following video...

The first time I saw this video I was pretty young, first discovering the internet, and internet porn........... Shane's world is a low budget porn site out of California..........for some reason the production team was in St. Thomas Ontario of all places................... they have a run in with some hick/Giant Tiger T-shirt Wearing/Alberta Premium Whiskey with RC Cola Drinking Canadians.

Don't get me wrong I am a proud Canadian, and I wore a t-shirt that I got a Giant Tiger tonight, but I just hate that whenever I see a Canadian on American TV, its the most fucking redneck coal miner from Sudbury or lobster-men from P.E.I!...............But I guess the reverse is true, whenever an American is on Canadian TV, it's the dumbest fucking loser/idiot/arrogant/prick.......like that one guy...............................uhmmm.....oh wait all of them.......

theBULL

I NEED MORE BLACK FRIENDS

The title really says it all.............

Curb your Enthusiasm is probably my favorite show, Larry David is God, and J.B Smoove (Leon) is Jesus

Which makes these clips even better is the fact that they are all improvised

theBULL

KATY PERRY MAKES A TOUR STOP IN KIEV, UKRAINE!

The Ukraine is known for many things........ Goulash, the Nuclear Disaster Chernobyl.........and that's about it........

The Ukranian are a simple folk.................but once Katy Perry made her tour stop in the Capitol of Kiev it turned this mild mannered, nuclear reactive people into HARD CORE XXX PARTY PEOPLE.....

They've made their ways onto a local television, and if this erratic behavior keeps up only god can help us!

DA OFFICE

You take a pinch of office and a dash of Wezzzzzzzzzzy and you get a fire track...........................just goes to show that anything that Wayne touches turns into gold

theBULL

p.s I wonder if Wayne likes the office? Well even if he just started watching it, he's got some time on his hands. Someone get him the box sets he'll catch right up!

LIL B GETS CLAPPED

Alright story goes rapper "LIL B" was on the set of a up an coming music video....When this Carlton lookin' bitch comes in for an interview.

............but aparently the only question he had planned out was "what did the five knuckles say to the grillz...........SUCKA PUNCH"

Ok sooooooooo it was a pretty bitch shot, but that doesn't deny the fact that its fuckin' HIIIIlarious.

I give bonus points to the interviewer "NICO" for dressing like Tiger Woods. Maybe Lil B thought that because he wasn't a whore, that he wasnt gunna get fucked by T-WOODS............he was wrong........

B takes like 5 rapid fires to the dome, then stands up like an idiot only to get sat right back down

via a huge right hook.

I guess you ain't such a "PRETTY BOY" anymore......

theBULL

SPIRITS HAVE SPIRIT

Summer has just started, and there have been a lot of huge new music releases, ie. Deftones, Minus the Bear, Circa Survive, and Wintersleep. I have been fans of these bands for years yet I've barely heard any of their new shit........Why?.......because I can stop listening to Hamilton band "SPIRITS"

http://www.myspace.com/spirits

http://radio3.cbc.ca/#/bands/Spirits

http://www.youtube.com/skalpah

Spirits is one of those bands that you can listen to at any time and it will make you feel good. On one of those mornings you wake up and all you can taste is jagger and some whores lip gloss, you throw on some Spirits and your ready to "give'r" all over again.

I remember the first time I saw Spirits was at the place I usually drink all the Jagger and try out lip gloss de la whore......."ABSINTHE" in downtown Hamilton. I walked in lookin' feelin' smellin' like a million bucks, creepin and fist pumpin like a champ.

I'm skulkin around downstairs, and I can hear this music Upstairs, "SPIRITS" had just started their set. Long story short, I ended up staying the whole set and lovin' every second of it.

The only problem was there was only about 20 other people watching.

Spirits is a band that should be playing to sold out audiences. I can't even count the amount fuckin kife bands out there that are playing to packed houses, when actual GOOD/DESERVING

bands like Spirits are playing shows in places like Port Elgin, Ontario.

Dont get me wrong, spirits have played some big shows, opening for bands like The Ting Tings, The Psychedelic Furs, Happy Mondays and playing shows in South African with band The Parlatones.

My only hope is you read this article, watch the videos, hear the music, and whore this band out like they deserve to be whore'd, just like the whore I'll probably find in hess tonight...........

theBULL