Tuesday, July 20, 2010

PUTTING COMEDY ASIDE, THAT'S NO BULL



This blog is a comedy blog, but that's not what I wanna do today..

7 years ago today, I lost my dad ( DANIEL "BULLWHIP" JOHNSON)to cirrhosis of the liver.


My dad was a professional wrestler in the WWF and all other Canadian outfits, (CCW,ACW,ICW).



He was one of the toughest, strongest, but also nicest, kindest, and most gentle people in the entire world.

My dad had the opportunity to travel the world, he lived in Trinidad, Montreal, and California.

He wrestled in Japan and even went bowling with SAMMY DAVIS JR.


He was inducted into the Canadian Wrestling Hall of fame



Every day I remember my dad in a different way. He inspires my life as an actor, my life as worker, as a son, as a brother, as a person on this planet

If I can achieve 1/10 of what he did in his life, my life would be a success.



This article is not a poor me article, its a message........

I don't care what the situation is, if your dad in your life, cherish him, call him, hug him, appreciate him every day, because some day he wont.......On the other hand, if your dad isn't in your life, you're not alone.






theBULL



Monday, July 19, 2010

EH FUCK A YOU!



Sometimes when I'm walking through Salfleet Soccer fields, or through Fortino's Supermarket's meat section, I hear arguments. Sometimes I wonder what they are saying.....

Sometimes it's just fun to watch

FORZA ITALIA




theBULL

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

BRING IT ON...................BRO?



When I was in grade 9, I made the mistake of telling my Drama teacher that I had taken breakdancing and tap dancing lessons, and competed............she told the cheer leading coach........she later stopped me in the hall to try to blackmail me into being on the team

I refused




Thank God I did..................................









Monday, July 12, 2010

THERES NO E IN THE WORD OLD



There comes a point in every mans life where he just becomes too old to do e..............


People stop laughing with you, and start laughing at you.





theBULL

GO GET SOME.................DOG

I was sitting here trying to think of clever quips and sexual jokes about this one, but I worked all day and I don't have the energy...............



This Video is perfect, this dog is doing what every man (including me) wants on a Saturday night after the bar


Enjoy




theBULL


p.s. oh THIS is why those dogs have flat faces!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERICANS AND CANADIANS IS, AMERICANS HAVE TO DECIDE TO DRINK SATURDAY OR SUNDAY" - Terry Cahill


I've been working construction this week with the most Canadian guys ever........
Stand up, do anything for anyone type of guys with hearts of gold........but whenever i shoot the shit with them I cant help but think of the following video...


The first time I saw this video I was pretty young, first discovering the internet, and internet porn........... Shane's world is a low budget porn site out of California..........for some reason the production team was in St. Thomas Ontario of all places................... they have a run in with some hick/Giant Tiger T-shirt Wearing/Alberta Premium Whiskey with RC Cola Drinking Canadians.


Don't get me wrong I am a proud Canadian, and I wore a t-shirt that I got a Giant Tiger tonight, but I just hate that whenever I see a Canadian on American TV, its the most fucking redneck coal miner from Sudbury or lobster-men from P.E.I!...............But I guess the reverse is true, whenever an American is on Canadian TV, it's the dumbest fucking loser/idiot/arrogant/prick.......like that one guy...............................uhmmm.....oh wait all of them.......



theBULL

I NEED MORE BLACK FRIENDS

The title really says it all.............


Curb your Enthusiasm is probably my favorite show, Larry David is God, and J.B Smoove (Leon) is Jesus

Which makes these clips even better is the fact that they are all improvised




theBULL