Monday, September 13, 2010

Crash into..her trailer

Alright so it's been awhile since I've updated this bad boy

I've been super busy, I moved to Vancouver and started at the Vancouver Film School

Things are good and whatever, BUT enough about me!

I've always had an interest in Canadian Redneck's just because I find them hilarious, American rednecks are funny, but not "ha ha" funny

Well other than this one.....there must have been a sale on webcams down at the Walmart, because this southern bell went down there and picked one up, luckily it was compatible with her windows 95 computer

She set it up in the nicest corner of her trailer, pledged the shit out of the wood panel walls, and windex'd her Dale Earnhardt commemorative plaque.

The sweet tones of her Dave Mathews Band mix tape (recorded off the radio in her step dad's Chevy) echo wonderfully! Who would have thought wood paneling had such good acoustics

She put on her cleanest dirty shirt and pressed record....... the rest is history.

The key to a good webcam video, is not knowing the words or not wearing a bra, it's having a good time!



p.s don't mind all the porn adds on the website, thing of her in them and they are pleasant.

Monday, August 9, 2010


It's been a hot summer, scorching temperatures into the 40's. Places in the world like India experience weather like this year round. When I'm at work sometimes I just picture myself getting a couple of my homeboys, getting matching black speedos, putting on the hot new single from "Sukshinder Shinda" and dancing closely around a big,wet.....snake ................................ apparently it's already been done though.......................


p.s this video was in related videos........

Monday, August 2, 2010


There is a certain magic about New York City that goes unmatched with any other place in the world.

This guy goes walking through Washington Square Park looking for Birdman, he didn't find the rap Superstar, but he still found himself saying "BRRRRRRRRRRRR WHAT HAPPEN TO THAT BOY"

For a guy that is that close with nature, he's actually not bad at comebacks. He keeps up in a chirpfest with a big fat NYC slob.


Tuesday, July 20, 2010


This blog is a comedy blog, but that's not what I wanna do today..

7 years ago today, I lost my dad ( DANIEL "BULLWHIP" JOHNSON)to cirrhosis of the liver.

My dad was a professional wrestler in the WWF and all other Canadian outfits, (CCW,ACW,ICW).

He was one of the toughest, strongest, but also nicest, kindest, and most gentle people in the entire world.

My dad had the opportunity to travel the world, he lived in Trinidad, Montreal, and California.

He wrestled in Japan and even went bowling with SAMMY DAVIS JR.

He was inducted into the Canadian Wrestling Hall of fame

Every day I remember my dad in a different way. He inspires my life as an actor, my life as worker, as a son, as a brother, as a person on this planet

If I can achieve 1/10 of what he did in his life, my life would be a success.

This article is not a poor me article, its a message........

I don't care what the situation is, if your dad in your life, cherish him, call him, hug him, appreciate him every day, because some day he wont.......On the other hand, if your dad isn't in your life, you're not alone.


Monday, July 19, 2010


Sometimes when I'm walking through Salfleet Soccer fields, or through Fortino's Supermarket's meat section, I hear arguments. Sometimes I wonder what they are saying.....

Sometimes it's just fun to watch



Tuesday, July 13, 2010

BRING IT ON...................BRO?

When I was in grade 9, I made the mistake of telling my Drama teacher that I had taken breakdancing and tap dancing lessons, and competed............she told the cheer leading coach........she later stopped me in the hall to try to blackmail me into being on the team

I refused

Thank God I did..................................

Monday, July 12, 2010


There comes a point in every mans life where he just becomes too old to do e..............

People stop laughing with you, and start laughing at you.